Old Men

So this post is dedicated to the OLD MEN who feel the need to hit on me. I'll start with the most recent incident and then move on.

1)Mitch my lawn guy. So about a year ago my landlord got mad at me for the grass being too tall. I had to hire a lawn cutter and called up a few people. The only one who would come to my house was this guy named Mitch. Turns out he went to hs with Mike my landlord (who is married 10 years with two kids a big tshirt business). Well originally he quoted me a pretty high price so I said thanks but I'll keep looking. He later texted me with something more reasonable and I agreed to it. He then invited me one day to go with him to the lake and kept inviting me out place which I kept saying no thanks to. I thought it was a bit odd but at the same time wasn't sure if he was just one of those uber friendly southerners with old school manners and stuff. Well today I texted him to find out when his people will be coming by again to do the lawn and let him know that I'm leaving in June and can't promise he'll have clients here once I go. He basically said he was only doing my house because he thinks I'm hot. He actually even just said that I was a "solid 10"...ummmmmmm awkward much? Then I just politely said thanks and he invited me out for drinks and I said I don't do alcohol and he said ok he understands. Ummm really dude you are super old, why would I want to go out with you?!?

2)So I posted a fb status and my old coworker Mike said that he's been telling me forever that I'm hot. Well yeah that's true, and forever I've been telling him that he's old. I actually think he's almost 40. He says I should stop being attracted to younger men and go for an older millionaire haha.

3)When I was a cocktail waitress I had a coworker who I honestly thought was just a really cool guy, he seemed to genuinely want to be my friend and was really nice to me. Him and his gf had a falling out and then he tried to spread a rumor around the workplace that something was going on between us and everyone was talking rumors that I was this horrible person breaking up a family or something. It was so stressful for me and all I wanted to do was have a friend at work to make things easier. He was 36 at the time. He now texts me randomly and even invited me, on him, to Cali this summer. Ummm no, I just want a friend, I don't need you starting more rumors at a place I don't even work with anymore about me!

4)This number is reserved for ALL the old men who tried to get my number and take me out when I was a cocktail waitress and even when I was a regular waitress. I gave a chance to two guys who were 11 years my senior and yeah wasn't feeling either of them. That's just too old! Like seriously though so many guys hit on me at the casino, I once had a regular who literally had drool on him he was so old and was like screaming at me to give him my number. No you aren't attractive and no I don't want someone in his 60s and no I'm not giving you my number!

So yeah, if the millions of readers I have also want to rant about people they don't like hitting on them please go ahead and rant in the comments. I would add that I can't stand when really unattractive or short guys hit on me, but I think a rant like that would offend too many people and I don't want to do that.

Love and Kisses,
KABO